I’ve said it for years, and I’ll say it again, Ohio drivers flat out suck!!! Nobody in this fricken state knows how to drive! It’s terrible! You may think the New York, or LA has the worst drivers, but they don’t, Ohio does!

So get this, there has been 2 (yes 2) fatal accidents on the same 15 mile stretch of freeway in the past 3 days!?!? Both occurred during clear conditions, sunny, dry pavement, minimal wind, etc. Both also shut the freeway down for a few hours….

I swear, the drives in Ohio are morons!! The cut in and out of traffic, yacking on their cell phones, drinking coffee, or whatever the hell they all do.

I recently took a trip to Tennessee. While I was there, I had some of the nicest driving I’ve had in a good long while. On my way home, I came up through Cincinnati. I hadn’t been in the state more then 10 minutes, and some stupid bitch nearly ran me into the concrete barrier!!! I mean, are these people trying to be stupid?!?! Cause they are all doing a damn good job at it!!

Another good example, not far from my apartment, coming off an exit ramp, there is a YIELD sign. I swear, 97% of the people that come to it, regardless of traffic conditions, come to a COMPLETE stop!!!! The few people I’ve actually seen roll through it, have all been from out of the state!!!

And don’t even get me started on people cutting other people off! These assholes fly around in their Mercedes’ and Jaguars and think that they own the road. Wake up call, you don’t own the fricken road!!!! The last guy that tried to cut me off (he was driving a Mercedes by the way) I ran into oncoming traffic!

So to all the morons, idiots, and assholes out there, I would like to say one thing: Learn how to drive, and stop being a dick!!!